Annnnd someone got shot in the Square today.  I wondered what the hubbub was about.  And they call it “Disneyfied”.  I don’t remember the last time Mickey was in a shoot out with a cop.

I know the phrase “THIS IS THE BEST ______ EVER!” is thrown around a lot.  But.  This.  Is.  The.  (fucking)BEST.  Internet.  Game.  EVER!

I play this and I lose track of time.  I get angry when I’m asked to do a job-related task while I’m in the middle of a game.

You’re going to need some skill, patience, and strategery.  But that moment when you realize, “Oh fuck yeah!  This war is mine mother blankers!” is as addicting as any narcotic.

He wouldn’t sing in front of us…so here it is for all the interwebs to hear.  Brian Kerr doing some big Pippin (the magic starts around the minute mark) with a little T-Paining courtesy of Olga.

Amazing.

Yesterday I was hit in the balls by an upward-looking tourist.  Today, as an apology, Times Square gave me a free Toll House cookie.

T.S. and I have a hate/love/hate relationship.

Richard M. Nixon, guardian of the MTA.

I’ve had this sweater for over a year and never realized the punny innuendo of the manufacturer.

Dave, his amazingly deformed arms, and his pet turtle!  These are the raw contents of my twisted mind.